Tag Archives: Tashima Meru

[Subbed] HKT48 Show!

January 4, 2015 by

vlcsnap-2015-01-04-10h25m06s154Does it feel too long since I released something! Well, partly because I’m a lazy bugger and partly because I feel like I’m holding on stuff for too long, I decided to give them to other subbing group so look out for more collaborations with a lot of subbing groups in the future! XD

This episode of AKB48 Show is entirely dedicated to HKT48 so when Nakama48 (a new subbing group that dedicates their time to sub AKB48 Show, check them out!) approached me to help them sub it, I can’t resist. 🙂

So here it is, in it’s 100% Honmayan glory!

Softsubs: http://www.mediafire.com/download/r3xbxcr6cfh6745/%5BNKM48%5D+141229+AKB48+SHOW!+ep56.ass

Torrent: http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=81416

Streaming: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxwP2uy8cdbuTG9XLWd3TFpXQW8/view?usp=sharing

HKT48 140109 RS LOD 1830 (Tashima Meru BD)

January 28, 2014 by

This sub is dedicated to another one of my donators, C.V.-san whose Oshimen is Tashima Meru! Again, he didn’t request it but I thought it would be nice to do something for my donators. (This is how I pay Mai too, I’m glad he accepts subbed videos as a form of payment).

Anyway, this video has the perfect amount of hilarity and sincerity, which you would expect nothing less from a HKT48 birthday celebration. I feel like Meru is someone who is wiser beyond her years but still give credence to her childishness. Meru shows her forward and grown up way of thinking in her speeches but becomes playful once you hand her a plastic toy.

Lastly, a special thanks to Mayuyu from AIDOL for fixing my English in the video. I hope you guys will enjoy watching just as much as I did subbing it.

This sub gets a rating of 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Team KIV

January 11, 2014 by

Big news! During the 1st day of Kyushu Tour they announced HKT48 Team KIV and it’s captain! This is a list of the new teams!:D

Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo 2013 Preliminary result

May 22, 2013 by

Here is the the preliminary result for the first Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo!

If you want to download the subbed videos, everything is in this shared folder.

Ranking as of 22nd May 2013 23:59 JST

Half-Assed Senbatsu
#1. Kinoshita Yukiko – 1040 votes
#2. Kojima Haruna – 253 votes
#3. Takahashi Minami – 130 votes
#4. Matsui Jurina – 65 votes
#5. Minegishi Minami – 52 votes
#6. Murashige Anna – 51 votes
#7. Matsui Rena – 42 votes
#8. Oshima Yuko – 40 votes
#9. Shimazaki Haruka – 40 votes

Half-Assed Unders
#10. Hirata Rina – 39 votes
#11. Takajo Aki – 33 votes
#12. Tanaka Natsumi – 26 votes
#13. Sashihara Rino – 26 votes
#14. Kawaei Rina – 25 votes
#15. Yamamoto Sayaka – 24 votes

Half-Assed Nexties
#16. Ueki Nao – 22 votes
#17. Miyawaki Sakura – 21 votes
#18. Miyazawa Sae – 20 votes
#19. Shimada Haruka – 19 votes

Half-Assed Lastie
#20. Tomonaga Mio – 18 votes

Did not rank
#21. Motomura Aoi – 17 votes
#22. Itano Tomomi – 16 votes
#23. Yamauchi Suzuran – 14 votes
#24. Tashima Meru – 14 votes
#25. Nakanishi Chiyori – 14 votes
#26. Moriyasu Madoka – 13 votes
#27. Ohori Megumi – 13 votes
#28. Shinoda Mariko – 11 votes
#29. Kodama Haruka – 11 votes
#30. Tani Marika – 10 votes
#31. Kikuchi Ayaka – 9 votes
#32. Suda Akari – 9 votes
#33. Kinoshita Momoka – 9 votes
#34. Anai Chihiro – 9 votes
#35. Takayanagi Akane – 7 votes
#36. Ogasawara Mayu – 5 votes

I would also like to announce the prize for my Half-Assed Senbatsu.

#1 Center for [Half Assed Senbatsu] – A subbed 5 minutes video
#10 Center for [Half Assed Unders] – A subbed 3 minutes video
#16 Center for [Half Assed Nexties] – A subbed 1 minute video
#20 [Half Assed Lastie] – A subbed 10 seconds video

I will choose the video myself and whether the subs will be real or fake depends on me! 😉

This is not the final result, just the preliminary. If you’re not satisfied with your Oshimen’s ranking, then don’t forget to like, tweet, share, fav, or reblog your favorite member to vote!

If you want to know how to vote click here! You can click the names above to go to their page or go to my tumblr page for the list too!

Remember, voting ends on 8th June at 23:59 JST!

121118 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep07

December 7, 2012 by

FINALLY.

Demo….

Dear HaKaTa Hyakkaten, how can you show me this in the previews..

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… and not showing it in the actual episode? How dare you!

This is going to end up in the DVDs right? You money grabber you.

This episode is definitely the longest I ever sub something. First half was awesome with Mocchi’s pervertness but the second half was just a lot of talking. That took awhile. A long while.

Also, Lovetan is joining us from this episode onward.

Just one note, Chin chin densha is actually a tram/streetcar that got its name because of the bell that it rang (hence the “chin chin” or “ding ding/ding dong”). But “chin chin” is also a slang word for male genitalia. That’s why I translated it as such (you’ll find out when you watch). Kojiharu used to say it in Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku.

Upcoming episodes have Akicha, Milky and Sayaka coming. I personally can’t wait for Sayaka’s episode! Finally, new Hyakkaten episode next week!

For the first time, my sub is not the most ridiculous thing in HaKaTa Hyakkaten. Thank you, Mocchi and your wonderful ear fetish.

I rate this sub 100% “Hentai Mocchi”.
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Subtitles: 121118 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep07

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121111 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep06

November 16, 2012 by

I love this episode! Sae is the best! That is all.

I’m experimenting with typesetting for this sub since there’s a lot of puns and explanations. Typing notes here will be too long anyway. Just the sub positions, no fancy styling or anything.

I’ve tested on several media players and some worked and some were wonky as hell. I figured I should just stop tweaking it and release it as it is. VLC player is fine though, MPC tend to make the subtitle go a little to the left. I give up.

So many talking parts in this episode… (^^;)

I give this sub a rating of 70% “Honmayan” and 30% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Subtitles: 121111 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep06

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121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

November 7, 2012 by

This episode features two new members of 2nd Gen, Tashima Meru and Tomonaga Mio! Some might recognize Tashima from Morning Musume’s 10th Generation audition. And holy shit, she’s born in 2000? God, I feel so old right now.

A few notes:

  • Inoue Yousui is a singer-songwriter in Japan who has a unique way of talking.
  • Bali’s mask. Pretty much self-explanatory once you click the link.
  • Ryōtei is a high class traditional Japanese restaurant. It is usually the place to do your important business meetings in private.

I don’t know why but Yuko’s presence made my translation more half-assed than usual.

I give this sub a rating of 50% “Honmayan” and 50% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

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