Tag Archives: Shimazaki Haruka

[Half Assed] AKB Curry Kitchen CM

July 4, 2013 by

Since I’m so obsessed with Mayuyu’s Poop and I still have yet to sub my first video, I present you the AKB Curry Kitchen CM! It’s not very long but a nice training for me. It’s also kind of a late introduction to myself for the people who don’t know me yet because it’s my first remote attempt to subbing after all 🙂 I have never used Aegisub before this, so this is kinda my first attempt. Seriously, if you start using it you will get more respect for other subbers who do things perfectly D: I had a hard time making this but I’m kinda satisfied with it after all XD

Anyways, as for the rating I could rate this sub a 0% Honmayan because I made everything up 8-D

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Still hope you will enjoy this very short sub LOL!

[Half Assed] 130603 Nep League (AKB48 Quiz)

June 23, 2013 by

Download: [Half Assed] 130603 Nep League (AKB48 Quiz)

Just a tiny clip that was aired before the sousenkyo.
Just glad we’re at a point of time where we can make fun of Miichan now. XD

I think I got everything right in this so this video gets the exclusive “100% Honmayan” meter!
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Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo 2013 Preliminary result

May 22, 2013 by

Here is the the preliminary result for the first Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo!

If you want to download the subbed videos, everything is in this shared folder.

Ranking as of 22nd May 2013 23:59 JST

Half-Assed Senbatsu
#1. Kinoshita Yukiko – 1040 votes
#2. Kojima Haruna – 253 votes
#3. Takahashi Minami – 130 votes
#4. Matsui Jurina – 65 votes
#5. Minegishi Minami – 52 votes
#6. Murashige Anna – 51 votes
#7. Matsui Rena – 42 votes
#8. Oshima Yuko – 40 votes
#9. Shimazaki Haruka – 40 votes

Half-Assed Unders
#10. Hirata Rina – 39 votes
#11. Takajo Aki – 33 votes
#12. Tanaka Natsumi – 26 votes
#13. Sashihara Rino – 26 votes
#14. Kawaei Rina – 25 votes
#15. Yamamoto Sayaka – 24 votes

Half-Assed Nexties
#16. Ueki Nao – 22 votes
#17. Miyawaki Sakura – 21 votes
#18. Miyazawa Sae – 20 votes
#19. Shimada Haruka – 19 votes

Half-Assed Lastie
#20. Tomonaga Mio – 18 votes

Did not rank
#21. Motomura Aoi – 17 votes
#22. Itano Tomomi – 16 votes
#23. Yamauchi Suzuran – 14 votes
#24. Tashima Meru – 14 votes
#25. Nakanishi Chiyori – 14 votes
#26. Moriyasu Madoka – 13 votes
#27. Ohori Megumi – 13 votes
#28. Shinoda Mariko – 11 votes
#29. Kodama Haruka – 11 votes
#30. Tani Marika – 10 votes
#31. Kikuchi Ayaka – 9 votes
#32. Suda Akari – 9 votes
#33. Kinoshita Momoka – 9 votes
#34. Anai Chihiro – 9 votes
#35. Takayanagi Akane – 7 votes
#36. Ogasawara Mayu – 5 votes

I would also like to announce the prize for my Half-Assed Senbatsu.

#1 Center for [Half Assed Senbatsu] – A subbed 5 minutes video
#10 Center for [Half Assed Unders] – A subbed 3 minutes video
#16 Center for [Half Assed Nexties] – A subbed 1 minute video
#20 [Half Assed Lastie] – A subbed 10 seconds video

I will choose the video myself and whether the subs will be real or fake depends on me! 😉

This is not the final result, just the preliminary. If you’re not satisfied with your Oshimen’s ranking, then don’t forget to like, tweet, share, fav, or reblog your favorite member to vote!

If you want to know how to vote click here! You can click the names above to go to their page or go to my tumblr page for the list too!

Remember, voting ends on 8th June at 23:59 JST!

How to vote for Paruru in AKB48’s 32nd Single Election

May 21, 2013 by

I realized that I have a lot of Paruru oshis in my followers list and I’m friends with a few too. So as a special thanks to all of you, this is a unique guide on how to vote for Paruru in the election!

First, go to the voting site: http://akb48-sousenkyo2013.jp/voter/

This is what you will see. Click on the first pink button to search by name.
1_Search Name

Since Paruru’s name is Shimazaki Haruka, next you will have to click on “さ” which means “Sa” in Hiragana. It will list down all names that starts with S.
2_Choose Sa

Next page will have a list of ALL the candidates that starts with S. Paruru’s name can be quite similar to some of the members so make sure you click the right name!

Click “島田晴香” because that is Paruru’s name in Japanese. Trust me.
3_ Click Name

Next, enter your two serial numbers and press vote!
4_Vote

Oh, and ignore that Shimada picture on the page, I’ve already e-mailed AKS about it and they said they had a problem in uploading images. Your votes will still go to Paruru, don’t worry!

That’s the end of my special guide. Have fun voting, Paruru oshis!