Tag Archives: Oshima Yuko

[Half Assed] AKB Curry Kitchen CM

July 4, 2013 by

Since I’m so obsessed with Mayuyu’s Poop and I still have yet to sub my first video, I present you the AKB Curry Kitchen CM! It’s not very long but a nice training for me. It’s also kind of a late introduction to myself for the people who don’t know me yet because it’s my first remote attempt to subbing after all 🙂 I have never used Aegisub before this, so this is kinda my first attempt. Seriously, if you start using it you will get more respect for other subbers who do things perfectly D: I had a hard time making this but I’m kinda satisfied with it after all XD

Anyways, as for the rating I could rate this sub a 0% Honmayan because I made everything up 8-D

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Still hope you will enjoy this very short sub LOL!

[Half Assed] 130603 SMAP×SMAP (Mayuyu, Yukirin, Yuko)

June 5, 2013 by

A small video to keep us in the election mood. I was making troll subs the past week, I actually forgot how to do real ones, hahaha.

Anyway, there are a few lines I wasn’t sure but it’s mostly correct so I rate this sub 99% “Honmayan” and 1% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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RAW File: Torrent link

Mediafire: Subtitle | Download Hardsub

Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo 2013 Preliminary result

May 22, 2013 by

Here is the the preliminary result for the first Half Assed Senbatsu Sousenkyo!

If you want to download the subbed videos, everything is in this shared folder.

Ranking as of 22nd May 2013 23:59 JST

Half-Assed Senbatsu
#1. Kinoshita Yukiko – 1040 votes
#2. Kojima Haruna – 253 votes
#3. Takahashi Minami – 130 votes
#4. Matsui Jurina – 65 votes
#5. Minegishi Minami – 52 votes
#6. Murashige Anna – 51 votes
#7. Matsui Rena – 42 votes
#8. Oshima Yuko – 40 votes
#9. Shimazaki Haruka – 40 votes

Half-Assed Unders
#10. Hirata Rina – 39 votes
#11. Takajo Aki – 33 votes
#12. Tanaka Natsumi – 26 votes
#13. Sashihara Rino – 26 votes
#14. Kawaei Rina – 25 votes
#15. Yamamoto Sayaka – 24 votes

Half-Assed Nexties
#16. Ueki Nao – 22 votes
#17. Miyawaki Sakura – 21 votes
#18. Miyazawa Sae – 20 votes
#19. Shimada Haruka – 19 votes

Half-Assed Lastie
#20. Tomonaga Mio – 18 votes

Did not rank
#21. Motomura Aoi – 17 votes
#22. Itano Tomomi – 16 votes
#23. Yamauchi Suzuran – 14 votes
#24. Tashima Meru – 14 votes
#25. Nakanishi Chiyori – 14 votes
#26. Moriyasu Madoka – 13 votes
#27. Ohori Megumi – 13 votes
#28. Shinoda Mariko – 11 votes
#29. Kodama Haruka – 11 votes
#30. Tani Marika – 10 votes
#31. Kikuchi Ayaka – 9 votes
#32. Suda Akari – 9 votes
#33. Kinoshita Momoka – 9 votes
#34. Anai Chihiro – 9 votes
#35. Takayanagi Akane – 7 votes
#36. Ogasawara Mayu – 5 votes

I would also like to announce the prize for my Half-Assed Senbatsu.

#1 Center for [Half Assed Senbatsu] – A subbed 5 minutes video
#10 Center for [Half Assed Unders] – A subbed 3 minutes video
#16 Center for [Half Assed Nexties] – A subbed 1 minute video
#20 [Half Assed Lastie] – A subbed 10 seconds video

I will choose the video myself and whether the subs will be real or fake depends on me! 😉

This is not the final result, just the preliminary. If you’re not satisfied with your Oshimen’s ranking, then don’t forget to like, tweet, share, fav, or reblog your favorite member to vote!

If you want to know how to vote click here! You can click the names above to go to their page or go to my tumblr page for the list too!

Remember, voting ends on 8th June at 23:59 JST!

130130 AKBINGO! ep223 (HKT48 Shojiki Shogi)

February 8, 2013 by

Sayaka’s Hyakkaten episode will be a bit late (I’m caught up with real life work) so here’s something small meanwhile.

I know I said I won’t sub AKBingo! but there’s a bunch of request for this and I’m only subbing a small clip.

So, until AIDOL sub the whole episode why don’t we have a half-assed version of the HKT48 Shojiki Shogi match. The NMB48 part is translated here if you’re interested: http://48-family.tumblr.com/post/41924707981/yamamoto-sayaka-vs-watanabe-miyuki-shojiki-shogi

Farts, melonpan cheating, naked dancing.. it’s like there is no need for fake subs at all.

I rate this one 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Download video: http://www.mediafire.com/?t6m8839c3e6qk46 (122MB)
Vid48: http://vid48.com/watch_video.php?v=DSAYH7S1NX21
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxd68z_half-assed-130130-akbingo-ep223-hkt48-shojiki-shogi_people
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/59212228

121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

November 7, 2012 by

This episode features two new members of 2nd Gen, Tashima Meru and Tomonaga Mio! Some might recognize Tashima from Morning Musume’s 10th Generation audition. And holy shit, she’s born in 2000? God, I feel so old right now.

A few notes:

  • Inoue Yousui is a singer-songwriter in Japan who has a unique way of talking.
  • Bali’s mask. Pretty much self-explanatory once you click the link.
  • Ryōtei is a high class traditional Japanese restaurant. It is usually the place to do your important business meetings in private.

I don’t know why but Yuko’s presence made my translation more half-assed than usual.

I give this sub a rating of 50% “Honmayan” and 50% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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RAW Video: Hello! Online Tracker
Subtitles: 121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

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