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121118 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep07

December 7, 2012 by

FINALLY.

Demo….

Dear HaKaTa Hyakkaten, how can you show me this in the previews..

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… and not showing it in the actual episode? How dare you!

This is going to end up in the DVDs right? You money grabber you.

This episode is definitely the longest I ever sub something. First half was awesome with Mocchi’s pervertness but the second half was just a lot of talking. That took awhile. A long while.

Also, Lovetan is joining us from this episode onward.

Just one note, Chin chin densha is actually a tram/streetcar that got its name because of the bell that it rang (hence the “chin chin” or “ding ding/ding dong”). But “chin chin” is also a slang word for male genitalia. That’s why I translated it as such (you’ll find out when you watch). Kojiharu used to say it in Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku.

Upcoming episodes have Akicha, Milky and Sayaka coming. I personally can’t wait for Sayaka’s episode! Finally, new Hyakkaten episode next week!

For the first time, my sub is not the most ridiculous thing in HaKaTa Hyakkaten. Thank you, Mocchi and your wonderful ear fetish.

I rate this sub 100% “Hentai Mocchi”.
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121111 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep06

November 16, 2012 by

I love this episode! Sae is the best! That is all.

I’m experimenting with typesetting for this sub since there’s a lot of puns and explanations. Typing notes here will be too long anyway. Just the sub positions, no fancy styling or anything.

I’ve tested on several media players and some worked and some were wonky as hell. I figured I should just stop tweaking it and release it as it is. VLC player is fine though, MPC tend to make the subtitle go a little to the left. I give up.

So many talking parts in this episode… (^^;)

I give this sub a rating of 70% “Honmayan” and 30% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

November 7, 2012 by

This episode features two new members of 2nd Gen, Tashima Meru and Tomonaga Mio! Some might recognize Tashima from Morning Musume’s 10th Generation audition. And holy shit, she’s born in 2000? God, I feel so old right now.

A few notes:

  • Inoue Yousui is a singer-songwriter in Japan who has a unique way of talking.
  • Bali’s mask. Pretty much self-explanatory once you click the link.
  • Ryōtei is a high class traditional Japanese restaurant. It is usually the place to do your important business meetings in private.

I don’t know why but Yuko’s presence made my translation more half-assed than usual.

I give this sub a rating of 50% “Honmayan” and 50% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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121028 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep04

October 31, 2012 by

Some notes:

  • Furuhata Ninzaburo is a famous fictional detective. Sakura was imitating his catchphrase.
  • The phrase that Shiichan was saying is actually from Moliere since I couldn’t translate what she said beautifully.
  • Sanuki Udon is a noodle soup that is popular in Kagawa.
  • Will Sasshi create random new segments? Will Madoka reveal her real age? Will Aoi cry again? Will someone finally pick Murashige as Oshimen? Let’s watch and find out!

    I give this one a rating of 70% “Honmayan” and 30% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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    PS:Next week is Yuko! Thank God she didn’t play the balloon game for this week. And hardsub is being uploaded as we speak. Also, octopus!

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121014 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep02

October 18, 2012 by

I never thought I would do this again but I like the combination of Sasshi and Miichan. I’ve also learned more about the members and grown very fond of HKT48. Sakura’s “EH?” was Kashiwagi quality and Aoi is such a sweetie. Haruppi lisp is adorable as hell and Natsu’s comment about Miichan got me cracking. Also, Murashige Anna trolling like always. And holy shit, Madoka is fifteen years old?

So… Sasshi scandal joke? Check. HKT48 Popularity joke? Check. Murashige Russian monkey joke? Check.

Again, I give this rating 50% “Honmayan” and 50% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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