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Hakata Hyakkaten

[HakataFTW] Hakata Hyakkaten Season 1 Bonus (Akimoto Sayaka)

August 28, 2013 by

Since today is Sayaka’s grad day, here’s something small about Sayaka and HKT48! Even Sayaka who didn’t know a thing about HKT48 has her own oshimen in the group now. And just like Sayaka, I hope maybe some of you would get to know these kids and choose your own HKT oshimen!

HKT has a bunch of shows with their seniors in AKB like AKB to XX!, Mujack, Hakata Hyakkaten, AKBingo and let’s not forget that Sasshi is also part of HKT48 and she’s always on talk shows with other AKB members.

So if there’s any AKB voters who aren’t sure who to vote for, I suggest to give it to HKT48! 😉

Just go message AIDOL on their facebook page here and type HKT48. Till tomorrow!

The public has voted!

May 4, 2013 by

86.5% of you wants me to continue subbing it.

11.5% of you wants me to move on and sub other videos.

and weirdly 2% of you wants me to cover myself in peanut butter and sing Banzai Venus. (and I thought I’m the only troll here)

I think I’ll speak on behalf of AIDOL that they won’t continue with our Hyakkaten plan since Guild48 will be releasing season 2 (AIDOL is better off concentrating on the documentary anyway :p)

Regarding helping ProjectSub48/AIDOL with Geinin/Magical Radio/AKBingo, they’re probably faster without me interrupting them. Even with the documentary, I feel like such a burden to AIDOL for having them correcting my subs when all the other translators have finish their segment. :/


I started half-assed subbing because there was no sub available. And now that the videos are being subbed you guys still want half-assed subs.

You guys are weird, okay? XD

For all you weirdos… I decided that I’ll keep subbing Hyakkaten half-assedly! Also, I’ll sub random videos in between episodes. ^^

On the other hand, election videos are up so….

HaKaTa Hyakkaten Season 2!

April 16, 2013 by

Most of you have probably watched the latest HaKaTa Hyakkaten I subbed and if you watched till the end I announced a surprise collaboration for season 2.

That’s right! Starting from Season 2 of HaKaTa Hyakkaten, I’ll be working with AIDOL for the subs!

Some of you are asking, will the subs be half-assed or 100% Honmayan then? Well, the current plan is I will still release half-assed subs and AIDOL will correct my subs and release the correct ones. That’s right! You guys will get TWO subs. That is, if everything goes according to plan. 🙂

Episode 1 will take me awhile though since it’s a one hour special.

Until then, my utmost thanks to AIDOL for picking up Hyakkaten season 2 to sub and willing to have this half-assed translator on your team!

Everyone, please look forward to our collaboration!

130113 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep12 (final)

April 10, 2013 by

FINALLY! I’m done with season 1!

It has come to an end. When I started, I never thought I’d be subbing something regularly, much alone something from HKT48. My main purpose was just small clips and stuff. I had a lot of fun, I learned a lot, my Japanese improved so much, all thanks to these bunch of jailbaits. And one monkey.

And to think I wasn’t even into HKT48 before I started subbing HaKaTa Hyakkaten. Now they are probably my most favorite 48 group.

A lot of people are still asking if I will sub season 2. Well, I have a surprise news regarding that. Just watch it till the end. 😉

I rate this sub 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 130113 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep12 (final)

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130106 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep11

March 12, 2013 by

I remember this was the first Hyakkaten episode I saw after I took a bit of a hiatus from Japanese entertainment while I was taking care of my mom.

The first thing that went through my mind was, “I was gone for a few weeks and THIS was the shenanigans they get into?!”.

Second was, I would never want to quit subbing this show because I somehow must show everyone with poorer Japanese comprehension than me what a great episode this was. I’m glad I stuck through.

A special thanks to Chuy, who is helping me with timing starting from this episode. So I hope to get the episodes out faster and maybe I would be able to catch up with the show.

Also, people who understands Thai should check out Chuy’s videos (who is WAY faster than I am and has already subbed this week’s episode) plus there’s a lot of other HKT48 shows as well. Here:

For the essay writing segment, the amount of Uso subs are either gonna make you really love the episode or really hate it.

Next up is Soukantoku Takamina’s episode then I’ll start with Season 2! Hopefully I can manage to catch up with the show.

I rate this sub 35% “Honmayan” and 65% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 130106 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep11

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121230 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep10

March 1, 2013 by

One of the Hyakkaten episode that I really look forward to since Sayaka is my AKB Oshi! ^^ Also, besides idols and english quizzes I also ship idols and physical challenges. This episode did not disappoint.

I rate this sub 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 121230 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep10

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121223 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep09

February 6, 2013 by

Milky explains what chapu-chapu means in the episode so I left the word chapu-chapu as it is. Sounds better anyway.

I can’t even translate Japanese correctly so don’t expect the Kansai dialect to be accurate, haha.

I rate this sub 70% “Honmayan” and 30% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 121223 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep09

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121209 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep08

January 30, 2013 by

Not much fake sub this time. Either my Japanese is getting better or I’m too tired to come up with jokes. I did manage to slip in one subtle Sasshi scandal joke. (Take that, anon!)

I know that Akicha is an airhead but she was super airhead in this episode it’s glorious. Also, that background song they play when someone cries cracks me up.

Lastly, is it me or is the Hakata gourmet this time looks really unappealing and… raw?

I rate this sub 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 121209 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep08

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121118 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep07

December 7, 2012 by



Dear HaKaTa Hyakkaten, how can you show me this in the previews..


… and not showing it in the actual episode? How dare you!

This is going to end up in the DVDs right? You money grabber you.

This episode is definitely the longest I ever sub something. First half was awesome with Mocchi’s pervertness but the second half was just a lot of talking. That took awhile. A long while.

Also, Lovetan is joining us from this episode onward.

Just one note, Chin chin densha is actually a tram/streetcar that got its name because of the bell that it rang (hence the “chin chin” or “ding ding/ding dong”). But “chin chin” is also a slang word for male genitalia. That’s why I translated it as such (you’ll find out when you watch). Kojiharu used to say it in Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku.

Upcoming episodes have Akicha, Milky and Sayaka coming. I personally can’t wait for Sayaka’s episode! Finally, new Hyakkaten episode next week!

For the first time, my sub is not the most ridiculous thing in HaKaTa Hyakkaten. Thank you, Mocchi and your wonderful ear fetish.

I rate this sub 100% “Hentai Mocchi”.

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Subtitles: 121118 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep07

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