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130408 Ariyoshi AKB Kyowakoku (Sayaka’s heroic tales)

April 16, 2013 by

Expect random Sayaka videos to appear like this from time to time. ^^

Too lazy to make an indicator, it’s mostly correct with one or two lines I’m not sure of.

Download Video: http://www.mediafire.com/?xhteewtwa89wy38

Also I forgot to include the download link for the Mujack video last time. Download Video: http://www.mediafire.com/?8ul8y325fbxdy3p

Brought to you by [Half Assed Subs], subs you can’t trust.

[Half_Assed] 130303 Shin Domoto Kyodai (Special Skill)

March 6, 2013 by

Description: Because Cameraman One x Takamina is a ship everyone should support.

I rate this sub 99% “Honmayan” and 1% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Download Video: http://www.mediafire.com/?hd58umcuzsndox9 (37.5MB)
Youtube: http://youtu.be/ZnfowpsTgz4
Vid48: http://vid48.com/watch_video.php?v=42UGMXGYXG29
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxzlw0_half-assed-130303-shin-domoto-kyodai-special-skill_fun
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/61158198

NMB48 Teppen Tottande!

February 28, 2013 by

Description: Procrastinating while subbing Sayaka’s Hyakkaten episode (70% done!). Teppen tottande!

Download Video: http://www.mediafire.com/?soo6qifvtxzimif
Youtube: http://youtu.be/z3VY-ZmRPCM
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxuk6e_half-assed-nmb48-s-teppen-tottande_fun
Vid48: http://vid48.com/watch_video.php?v=WGYYDNHM27X6
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/60731039

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130130 AKBINGO! ep223 (HKT48 Shojiki Shogi)

February 8, 2013 by

Sayaka’s Hyakkaten episode will be a bit late (I’m caught up with real life work) so here’s something small meanwhile.

I know I said I won’t sub AKBingo! but there’s a bunch of request for this and I’m only subbing a small clip.

So, until AIDOL sub the whole episode why don’t we have a half-assed version of the HKT48 Shojiki Shogi match. The NMB48 part is translated here if you’re interested: http://48-family.tumblr.com/post/41924707981/yamamoto-sayaka-vs-watanabe-miyuki-shojiki-shogi

Farts, melonpan cheating, naked dancing.. it’s like there is no need for fake subs at all.

I rate this one 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Download video: http://www.mediafire.com/?t6m8839c3e6qk46 (122MB)
Vid48: http://vid48.com/watch_video.php?v=DSAYH7S1NX21
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxd68z_half-assed-130130-akbingo-ep223-hkt48-shojiki-shogi_people
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/59212228

111218 Nogizakatte Doko ep12 (Ikuta Erika’s cooking)

November 10, 2012 by

A double Ikuta release? From a different group this time. 🙂

A short clip of Nogizaka46’s Ikuta Erika displaying her cooking skill in Nogizakatte Doko.

I’ve seen a lot of bad cooking from idols but this is something else. How can someone who plays the piano so beautifully, cook this badly? It’s amazing.

She’s cooking Dashimaki Tamago which is like a Japanese rolled omelet with a little bit of stock, usually fish stock. I just left it as it is in the subs. I think Ikuchan got confused with the word Dashi (stock) as normally people would cook Tamagoyaki (Rolled omelet). Anyway, this is how you should cook it. Tamagoyaki is the same except you don’t have to use any stock.

Also, I translated niboshi as anchovies. It’s basically dried fish, looks almost the same as anchovies except it’s bigger.

I give this a rating of 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Download video: http://www.mediafire.com/?ntj9uygio1h982d

Brought to you by [Half Assed Subs], subs you can’t trust.

Ikuta Erina ga 5 Goshya ni! Niigaki Risa Bus Tour in Shizuoka (2 Shot)

November 10, 2012 by

A wild Wotapon appears!

I love this scene in the bus tour and I’m sure a few of us felt like Eripon every now and then.
Plus, I gotta honor the girl who single-handedly made me interested in Momusu again. You go Wotapon, four for you, Wotapon!

Eripon talks too fast and it’s unclear at times. But flailing is a universal language so it’s decent enough.

I rate this video a 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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Download video: http://www.mediafire.com/?4nv9afxcor7to45

Brought to you by [Half Assed Subs], subs you can’t trust.

120421 Mujack – Momoiro Clover Z (Quiz)

October 30, 2012 by

I love me some Baka Idols. This time is a short Momoiro Clover Z vid with a bonus Takamina! This is not the full video, just the first part of the quiz during their appearance at Mujack.

Notes:

  • Petagine that Takamina refers to is Roberto Petagine who used to be a baseball player for Giants. Source.
  • Fate is actually Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 but it is more commonly known as Unmei (Fate) in Japan. Source.
  • The statue for the last question is a statue of Dr. William S. Clark, an American professor who helped establish Hokkaido University. His name is well known for his famous phrase, “Boys, be ambitious.” Source. Picture.
  • So much overlap conversations so there might be a few loss lines here and there.

    I give this one a rating of 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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    Download video: http://www.mediafire.com/?d59lshlc008j51c

    Brought to you by [Half Assed Subs], subs you can’t trust.

Fujiwara no Arigatai to Omoe Live Special 2010.03.20 (JunJun & Sayu)

October 15, 2012 by

This is a funny one where JunJun and Sayu dance a newly choreographed version of “Renai Revolution 21”. This episode was a 3 hour Live Special but this is only the dancing part. I’ve always love watching JunJun & Fujimoto’s back and forth banter on the show. Do check out the other ones (which is, fortunately, subbed properly):

1st: (2009.05.16) Sayu and JunJun – Shouganai Yume Oibito
2nd: (2009.08.08) Kamei Eri, Michishige Sayumi, JunJun – Nanchatte Renai
3rd: (2009.08.15) Kamei Eri, Michishige Sayumi, JunJun – Nanchatte Renai

The lyrics translation were taken from Projecthello. FUJIWARA’s Japanese is a little hard to hear and translate so most of the time I just winged it. Thank God most of the jokes are physical comedy so there’s not much to translate.

I give this one a rating of 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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