Monthly Archives: November 2012


November 23, 2012 by

This week’s Hyakkaten will be a little late because it’s the holidays and I’m such a lazy asshole.

Anyway, there’s no Hyakkaten for the next two weeks so I’ll be releasing Hyakkaten with Mocchi next week.

And the week after that I’ll sub something that a lot of you guys requested.

A hint:

Oh yeah. We’re all going to pedojail. Get ready.

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November 17, 2012 by

@lovechunyuu: You are most welcome. ^^

@Anon: I rarely watch Mujack, which episodes you have in mind? Give me the date and I’ll check it out on H!O.

Although I have to say I don’t really sub talk shows cause everyone talks too fast and too much. Subbing a whole episode of Mujack would only guarantee the show to be at least 70% full of bullshit, that’s why I avoid talk shows like Mujack, Shin Domoto Kyoudai etc.. (^^;)

And about AKBingo, I tend to leave it to the experts, Myaidol is going to sub them later anyway. Or might you prefer a half-assed sub while you wait for the real ones?

121111 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep06

November 16, 2012 by

I love this episode! Sae is the best! That is all.

I’m experimenting with typesetting for this sub since there’s a lot of puns and explanations. Typing notes here will be too long anyway. Just the sub positions, no fancy styling or anything.

I’ve tested on several media players and some worked and some were wonky as hell. I figured I should just stop tweaking it and release it as it is. VLC player is fine though, MPC tend to make the subtitle go a little to the left. I give up.

So many talking parts in this episode… (^^;)

I give this sub a rating of 70% “Honmayan” and 30% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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Subtitles: 121111 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep06

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November 16, 2012 by

@mindstar11: Did you mean Hyakkaten subs? Because I just finished it. Start kissing then.

@pedoshaming: I think I’ll leave AKBingo to the experts. I was thinking of subbing their recent Shukan appearances though. We’ll see. No promises. By the way, awesome tumblr name.

111218 Nogizakatte Doko ep12 (Ikuta Erika’s cooking)

November 10, 2012 by

A double Ikuta release? From a different group this time. 🙂

A short clip of Nogizaka46’s Ikuta Erika displaying her cooking skill in Nogizakatte Doko.

I’ve seen a lot of bad cooking from idols but this is something else. How can someone who plays the piano so beautifully, cook this badly? It’s amazing.

She’s cooking Dashimaki Tamago which is like a Japanese rolled omelet with a little bit of stock, usually fish stock. I just left it as it is in the subs. I think Ikuchan got confused with the word Dashi (stock) as normally people would cook Tamagoyaki (Rolled omelet). Anyway, this is how you should cook it. Tamagoyaki is the same except you don’t have to use any stock.

Also, I translated niboshi as anchovies. It’s basically dried fish, looks almost the same as anchovies except it’s bigger.

I give this a rating of 90% “Honmayan” and 10% “Zettai uso ya wa”.

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November 10, 2012 by

mindstar11 asked: Hey thank you so much for doing all these great subs. I have enjoyed them so much. I got the feeling there can never be enough subs it gets me so addicteeeet. Btw. 121102 Mujack seemed to be a pretty interesting episode to say the least 😉

Thank you!

That was a good episode. Sayaka’s moaning + Yuko/Sayaka nekkid story cracks me up!

But I can sense a bit of hinting there in your message. Did you want me to sub the episode? It’s going to be hard coz they talk too much and… oh look a monkey!



Ikuta Erina ga 5 Goshya ni! Niigaki Risa Bus Tour in Shizuoka (2 Shot)

November 10, 2012 by

A wild Wotapon appears!

I love this scene in the bus tour and I’m sure a few of us felt like Eripon every now and then.
Plus, I gotta honor the girl who single-handedly made me interested in Momusu again. You go Wotapon, four for you, Wotapon!

Eripon talks too fast and it’s unclear at times. But flailing is a universal language so it’s decent enough.

I rate this video a 80% “Honmayan” and 20% “Zettai uso ya wa”.
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November 8, 2012 by

Anonymous asked: i just wanted to know if sashii is really talking about her scandal?? im kinda confused xD

Hahaha, sorry ‘bout the confusion. I think it’s safe to say whenever Sasshi mention her scandal or someone calls Murashige a monkey or someone questions Madoka’s real age.. that part is not true.

Except for this one during Miichan’s episode.


She didn’t mention the word scandal but she mention “the article that came out” and I just thought translating it as scandal would be easier. That’s the closest the whole Sasshi scandal thing ever came up.

121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

November 7, 2012 by

This episode features two new members of 2nd Gen, Tashima Meru and Tomonaga Mio! Some might recognize Tashima from Morning Musume’s 10th Generation audition. And holy shit, she’s born in 2000? God, I feel so old right now.

A few notes:

  • Inoue Yousui is a singer-songwriter in Japan who has a unique way of talking.
  • Bali’s mask. Pretty much self-explanatory once you click the link.
  • Ryōtei is a high class traditional Japanese restaurant. It is usually the place to do your important business meetings in private.

I don’t know why but Yuko’s presence made my translation more half-assed than usual.

I give this sub a rating of 50% “Honmayan” and 50% “Zettai uso ya wa”.


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Subtitles: 121104 HaKaTa Hyakkaten ep05

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